2. You will never sleep alone again.
3. You will never sleep late again.
4. You will never go to the bathroom alone again.
5. It is your duty to entertain your Jack Russell during all waking hours. If you have other obligations, you must either cancel them or find someone to entertain your Jack Russell in your place.
6. Do not waste your hard-earned money on commercial dog food. Since Jack Russells do not think of themselves as mere dogs, they will eat dog food only as a last resort. Spend your time and money preparing sumptuous banquets for them instead.
7. Having two Jack Russells does not double your problems. It quadruples them.
8. Do not expect to go where you want when taking your Jack Russells for a walk. They will decide.
9. Do not expect to be the center of attention at any social event. This is your Jack Russell’s job.